We Will All Laugh At Gilded Butterflies

90 things girls need to know about guys…

1. Guys dont actually like sluts as much as they say they do, even though they have sex with them!

(Oh yeah… you're not "popular" if you've slept with loads of guys… you're probably just a HOE)

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" are two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile, it’s usually more important than the body.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to; if a guy knows a girl likes him but doesn’t like her… he still wants to be the only guy she talks to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend, unless it’s negative, then it’s cool.

11. Guys get jealous very easily, even if they don’t show it.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!... ugh... nevermind..." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. If a guy seems cool around girls, just see how he acts in front of the girl he really likes.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves if you just ask.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice unless he asks for it.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. Poking, light pushing, blocking your way and random high 5’s are tell tell signs.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything if you don’t tell them not to.

24. Guys use words like buff or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you, if he uses it to describe other girls, he probably just wants to sound sweet in front of you, and therefore likes you.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys love it when girls wear their clothes (jacket, hat, etc) especially if it’s a girl they like, they will often let them wear it in unreasonable circumstances…like the pouring rain.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible, if you like a guy, just tell him, they’ll usually be flattered. If there is something wrong with your relationship, just tell him, if hes a nice guy he’ll do his best to fix the problem.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about arses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience, your NEVER going to meet Mr. Darcy.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and talk to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than 3 seconds, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

51. Not all guys are dickheads. Just because ONE is doesnt mean he represents ALL of us. Quit assuming.

52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.

53. We love it when girls talk about their boobs.

54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff you're getting into before making out with a guy...like whether it's a one time deal or not...

55. Believe it or not shy guys are the easiest to talk to, it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticabley tell them about yours.

56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually.

57. When a guy doesn’t touch you flirtily alot, but smiles at you a lot and makes eye contact a lot, its probably because he likes you and feels weird about touching you…but really wants to.

58. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

59. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it... it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.

60. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

61. If a guy tells you to dump your boyfriend, he's being a twat, if he tells you that there is the possibility of finding someone else (HIM) if you do dump him, he probably likes you and just wants to see you happy.

62. No matter how much they complain (if they do), guys actually like it when girls lean on them.

63. Guys relate everything a lot of things to sex... a joke, a slip of the tongue, a giggle, a yawn, a stretch, whatever...its stupid but true.

64. If you add a guy on myspace or Facebook and you don't know him...chances are he'll assume its because you're attracted to him.

65. If a guy acts like a dick sometimes and doesnt trust you, it might be because he has been badly hurt in the past and is afraid to open up again.

66. Just because a guy isn't holding/kissing you, doesnt mean he doesn't want to, you might just need to initiate it.

67. All guys want to make you happy (unless they're pricks), some just don't know how...so help them out.

68. Most guys just naturally prefer a girl with a bit of curve.

69. Guys are just as self conscious and insecure as girls, ;we also fear rejection, the guy who really likes you is the one who will never dare say so.

70. Boys liked to be talked to. A guy will feel more comfortable around a girl if the girl starts talking to them.

71. The way a girl moves her body can easily be much sexier than anything she says or does.

72. Girls: when you slow down with your boyfriend, make sure you give a damn good reason or we feel like its our fault because we can't comprehend that you really just want to slow down.

73. Every guy has a 'neeky' side of him. Whether it be playin games, watching movies, or playing football, but don't make fun of him if you don't like it, unless it's something you both find funny, otherwise just try and learn to like it. Don't try to change him. If he's constantly ignoring you for that thing, tell him, he'll probably try and do it less.

74. Guys will always check out other girls, even if we make it less obvious when we're around you, it does not mean we're considering leaving you for the girl on the bus. It just comes to us without thinking, so don't freak out when a guy looks at another girl. It's just nature, and we know you were oggling at the cute guy that just walked passed. And hey, guys can have female friends just like girls can have male friends, just because he gets a text from a girl does not mean he is cheating on you. But if this does make things awkward, talk about it.

75. NEVER EVER kick a guy in the balls...seriously. Not even in a fight (play or real) or argument, you can't imagine how much that hurts (don't bring up giving birth because you know it's different). The slightest kick can often have an excruciating delayed reaction...so yeah...just don't do it...please.

76. When a guy is talkin to a girl, his gut instinct is to make her laugh. Whether he is good at this or not, he will try. As a result boys can sometimes appear immature or weird when you first meet them, but they're probably just nervous so give them time and get to know them.

77. At some point a guy will try to play fight with you. There are two reasons for this:

a) Guys like to fight and show you how strong they are.

b) It gives them an excuse to touch you.

78. It is very sexy and appealing for a girl to wear a guy's boxers and shirt. That's all. We don't know why that is, but it just is.

79. Guys dont like girls who don't make an effort. If he travels four hours just to see you for three, appreciate it and don't admit you wouldn't do the same, half the time we wouldn't expect you to anyway!

80. Guys have standards for what type of girl they want to have. Every girl is the perfect girl for somebody.

81. Guys don't like it when girls amplify things. It's very annoying.

82. Even the coolest guys, worry a lot about how they come across, they are probably trying very hard to seem so cool. So don't undermine or mock a guy you like or are friends with, he might not burst into tears but it does not do wonders for his self-esteem. And if you do take the piss, make it fairly clear your joking, it will let the guy know you dont dislike him, you have a sense of humour, and its ok for him to have a come back.

83. If a guy is completely, 100% honest with you about things he's not to sure/proud of, be grateful, because it can be pretty rare.

84. Although we do relate many things to sex, not everything is literally sexual, they like just being close to you too.

85. Guys only like sluts when they're single, as soon as their in a relationship, its just annoying.

86. Guys will always be nervous about giving girls presents they like, no matter how close to or comfortabke they are around the girl. Your opinion is just too important to him.

87. Guys are often terrified of a girl they like too much. The way some girls make you feel makes it impossible for you to function, the same reason a lot of guys persue strictly physical relationships.

88. Guys may not know how to handle a relationship, we admit, we're not the greatest nor the smartest at doing things right. But girls are definitely not any better, so please don't argue with us and make it seem like you know how things are supposed to be and your ways are right. It may seem logical, but frankly, it always isn't.

89. Guys love anything you wear. Really. Don't continuously ask them how you look every time you wear something.

90. THE NUMBER ONE RULE: Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out

43 things a girl wish her boyfriend knew…

#1 When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.

#2 When she misses you, she's hurting inside.

#3 When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers.

#4 When she walks away from you mad, follow her.

#5 When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.

#6 When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight & don't let her go.

#7 When she starts cursing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.

#8 When she ignores you, give her your attention.

#9 When she pulls away, pull her back.

#10 When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.

#11 When you see her crying, just hold her and don't say a word.

#12 When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

#13 When she's scared, protect her.

#14 When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.

#15 When she steals your favourite jacket, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

#16 When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.

#17 When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.

#18 When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth.

#19 When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.

#20 When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.

#21 When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.

#22 When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.

#23 When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does.

#24 Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.

#25 Don't let her have the last word.

#26 Don't call her hot, but gorgeous or beautiful is so much better.

#27 Say you love her more than she could ever love you.

#28 Argue that she is the best girl ever.

#29 When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.

#30 When she says she's OK, don’t believe it, talk to

her about it, because 10 yrs later she'll still remember it.

#31 Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to tell her you love her.

#32 Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.

#33 Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

#34 Don't ignore her when she's out with you and your friends.

#35 Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

#36 Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

#37 Let her into your world.

#38 Let her wear your clothes.

#39 When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

#40 Let her know she's important.

#41 Kiss her in the pouring rain.

#42 When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking today baby?"

#43 After she reads this, she hopes one day you'd read it too

Tis part, is copied frm vanessa:

GIRLS HATE THIS :X

1. Girls hate it when guys ignore them

2. Don't say «I love you» unless you really mean it. Especially not on the first date!!!

3. Let us talk sometimes, we have problems too!IN ADDITION: We like to hear about your day, and we like listening to your stories...but there's such a thing as overkill! Let us have some input in the conversation and don't cut us off! MUCH appreciated!

4. Don't flirt with other girls!!

5. Girls aren't always looking for a serious relationship (we like flings too!!)

6. Don't be too clingy (protective is fine.. it's kinda sexy... but telling everyone "yeah that's my girlfriend" after one date....get the picture?)

7. DON'T WAIT FOR THE GIRL TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE ITS PROBABLY NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!!

8. Girls like excitement in their lives. (doi, can't believe we put this one in here...)

9. When you're walking with them, start a conversation. It’s boring and awkward just walking in silence. And if she asks you a question like "what did you do for spring break" answer with a long answer, then ask us the same question. Probably half the reason we were asking you is because we want to tell you about ours!

10. Don’t ask «Can I kiss you». It’s like « uhhh…. Yeah. Sure… » and it’s a total turn off. Besides.. if you don’t ask them, they can’t say no! =P

11. Don’t say « thank you » after you kiss. I mean like… WTF???? We don’t, or for that matter, won’t say thank you back.

12. After you kiss them, do NOT wipe your mouth on your arm.

13. Give us tiny presents once in a while.. we will appreciate it! (but nothing over 20 bucks if its
not a special occasion)

14. Compliments compliments compliments… that is key, but don’t over do it, its fairly transparent!! ( If it's not obvious, it seems like you want to get in our pants)

15. Do a trick, you get a cookie!

16. We’re allowed to be late, you’re not.

17. Don’t show up drunk/high at our house… major turn off! We'll probably end up laughing at you!

18. If we break up with you, put your big-boy pants on and walk away. DON’T WHINE… and don’t ask us how you can get us back..

19. Don’t cry in front of her when she breaks up with you. Its pretty awkward... (As for crying in general, if like you are going through a rough patch, it can be cute!)

20. When you say what’s wrong, and we say nothing… we lie sometimes too! (NOT always the case though!)

21. There’s a difference between being nice and flirty.

22. Remind us why you like us. Its really « refreshing »

23. Don't make fun of stuff that we're proud of. Like dancing or painting. It's probably our soft spot, and if you poke it too hard, we're gonna hurt, so say sorry, FAST!

24. Be nice to our family, but don’t make it seem like your in love with our sister/brother (….HMMM….)

25. Only help us if we ask for help (some exceptions)

26. STOP MEANS STOP!

27. Don’t lie to us. We have our ways of finding out the truth… always.

28. Don’t kiss and tell. We know you guys gossip more than us! =P

29. Don’t video tape any « great leaps » in our relationship, if you know what we mean…

30. Don’t ridicule our habits. Especially shopping. We can torture you by taking you with us! BLACKMAIL

31. If we run like a girl…

32. No bad comments about our bodies. It’s one of the worst things you can do! And if you want to get anywhere… not smart at all!!

33. If we are going to have a girls night out, don’t expect to be invited.

34. Don’t ditch us for your guy-friends. (Like if we already had plans.) If you already have, expect the same you did to us. Karma… is a bitch.

35. If your texting and we say « hi » look up and respond.

36. Don’t act like a jerk around your guy friends or our friends then be nice to us later… mixed signals just winds us up in a jumble of confusion!

37. Don’t flirt with us and then say you don’t like us.

38. Don’t push us to go further. And don’t leave us if we refuse. There’s such thing as being « not ready »

39. Always pick us up from our house. It’s a small task, but it means a lot to us.

40. Love takes longer than a couple weeks. But, also we know that some people can actually tell the difference between like and LOVE.

41. If she doesnt call you, dont get mad, depressed, or stalker (call her 300 times until she picks up) ...cause thats just annoying. Phones do die sometimes.

42. If our eyebrows are raised, we either mean business or were un-impressed.

43. Tickle or wrestle with her, but if she says “stop”, STOP!!! (People who are super ticklish do not like this!!!)

44. If she calls you and she’s upset, listen, but don’t try to compete with your stories, listen and comfort her!

45. If she finds something funny once, don’t keep repeating it, it’s probably ONLY funny the first or second time.

46. Remember the inside jokes that you guys share!

47. Be random, but not TOO random. (there's a very thin line here, but it's pretty obvious!)

48. Don’t tell her about your ex-girlfriend(s)!!!!!!!!!

49. Don’t keep bringing up one of her ex-boyfriends!

50. Girls like it when you chase them.

51. Being a bit jealous/protective is awesome, 'cause it shows you care, but don't overdo it!!

52. Just because we kiss you/have a fling with you, does not mean we are together!! You need to ask us out first! And don't expect us to say yes.

53. Make eye contact with us. It shows us you're confident, and looking in someone's eyes actually reveal a lot.

54. DON'T TAKE LONGER TO GET READY THAN WE DO. (which shouldn't be too hard!). Girls usually take around an hour to get ready.55. We can tell if you are fake laughing.

56. Just accept it. Girls have ESP. We'll know if you're lying

57. Honesty is K E Y.

58. We always win. And if you don't let us win, I swear to god, you will pay for it.

59. Treat us like you would like to be treated.

60. We will never have enough bags or shoes.

61. We can act bitchy at least once a month. We know most of you haven't hit puberty yet ; but when you do, we will put up with your bitchiness

62. KISS US SOFTLY ( don't eat our face / use hard tongue / kiss with your teeth )

63. And if we kiss you like that, usually we're just returning the wonderful sensations on teeth vs. tongue.

64. NEVER EVER WEAR TIGHTIE WHITEES! Boxers are freaking hot though, ESPECIALLY with patterns.

65. Brush your teeth before you see us. We will do the same - even if we don't tell you.

66. Even if we act like we hate you, we usually don't... but please apologize so we can love you again.

67. Don't be an ass to us. Because that's just making your wait longer.

68. If you forget our birthday, we'll probably forget your name.

69. If we pretend you don't exist, cry and yell at you, give you nasty looks, plus shoulder shrugs, it ALWAYS means YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG.(Apologize now!!!)

70. If you're not a good dancer, I hope you know, because everyone else does.

71. If you carry a man purse. Please know, its NOT ACTUALLY a murse. It's not helping your sexuality and girls will probably laugh at you when you ask them out.

72. When me and my best friend get together, we talk about EVERYTHING - so yeah. She knows about your secret obsession with your mom.

73. When you talk about us behind our backs, we know. Don't be two faced.

74. Don't make promises you can't keep.

75. There's such a thing as too much cologne. BTW Axe smells like C R A P!!!

76. We will never ever look like Barbies. If you expect us to... then you better show up looking like KEN.

77. Don't be sexual with your friends. That's not the way to show off your sex skills.

78. IF YOU HAVE A BAD HABIT DO NOT PRESSURE US INTO IT. (drugs, smoking etc. etc.)

79.If a girl teases you and laughs while she is saying it, this is a form of flirting, she probably likes you!

80. Don't pig out when we're there. I mean like, ewww. And don't eat with your MOUTH OPENNN!!!

81. If you buy her lunch or movie tickets etc, and she insists on paying you back, she doesn't like you. She feels bad for you and wants to give you your money back.

82. If you don't like your crush's / GF's friends, deal with it. They're her life... and have you ever heard of "Friends are forever, boys are WHATEVER"?

83. DON'T TRY TO MAKE HER JEALOUS! I cannot underline this ENOUGH! If you do try, we will get pissed off at you, dump you, and move on without looking back ONCE.

84. Don't take the time to count how many girlfriends you've had and then proceed to tell us all about them. We don't want to hear it!!! Would you like to hear us rant? I DIDN'T THINK SO.

85. After you two break up, please, just give us our stuff back! We don't mean any harm... just give it back to us! If you keep our stuff it'll make you look like an asshole who's stalking us!

85. If we have a bad day and tell you about it...don't take it as a competition! don't try to 'beat' our bad day with what you've had to deal with that day! We don't want to hear it...we just want someone to listen.

86. If you like us SOO SOO SOO much, talk to us on IM.. seriously.

87. NEVER tell us we should go to the gym! Even if we're complaining about our "love handles"!...we just want you to remind us how great you think we look =)

88. When a girl is going through a rough patch in her life, no matter what it is, even her pet dying, if she phones you wanting you to support her, dude, COME OVER! Don't blow us off, because it took enough courage to phone you in the first place. AND if we see you out later or hear 'bout your little escapades the next day, we'll be effin pissed. So take just like, 4 hours out of your BUSY, OH SO BUSY schedule and come support us!

89. If she breaks up with you, don't go around telling your buddies that you broke up with her or
that it was "mutual" because its def. not cool.

90. When a girl is mad at you, just say sorry. She'll forgive you and you can keep on living your life. Trust me, its a lot more painful to restrain from saying sorry than just saying it.

91. There is always a fine line. We have them too. If you just slightly cross, we don't really mind, if you can't even see the line anymore, rethink your behavior.

92. Don't CONSTANTLY be insecure about your relationship. Don't ALWAYS claim that she's better then you and that you don't deserve her. Don't CONTINUE with it after she's tried to convince you the first, second, fifth, tenth, twentieth time that she needs you. Seriously, if you're worried about the relationship, you now have reason to if you keep on whining.

93. if you tell us you're going to call tomorrow morning...then call tomorrow morning!! we will constantly be checking our phone, afraid well miss the call, obsessing over it...do us and yourself a favor and call when you say you will. we will take it out on you if you keep us waiting. bcuz one, it sucks, and two we don't like to be messed with. ...and if you don't know when you're going to be able to call..then don't tell us a time, don't tell us you'll call...surprise us instead..wed rather be surprised than kept waiting around.

94. Yes, we know about that little tick you boys do when a girl is getting old, you don't call her and just ignore her until she breaks up with you. COME ON! it was even mentioned on 'FRIENDS' (the tv show), it's so epic! So please, do both of us some help, and just break up with us!

95. IF YOU BREAK UP WITH A GIRL, ESPECIALLY IF ITS OUT OF THE BLUE, GIVE HER AN HONEST REASON!!!! YOU LIKE YOUR BALLS SO MUCH? WELL USE THEM AND SPEAK UP!!!!! NO NEED TO LIE EITHER, WE JUST WANT TO KNOW!

96. When we say "I'm cold" it means "make me warmer please!"

97. Don't be afraid of PDA, if you refuse to kiss us (let alone do ANYTHING with us) at school were either going to get REALLY frustrated and not LET you do anything at all, or wonder if you have something else going on!!! I mean, come on! You can't have us privately and not publicly. (but this depends on the girl)

98. If we're walking beside you, HOLD OUR HAND! it'll make us feel special, and make it less awkward for you.

99. Girls absolutely LOVE IT if you use long and unique words to describe her. Such as like: ravishing, gorgeous, dazzling, radiant, enchanting, beautiful, stunning. Don't use hot or cute, or 5 words or less. When you use unique words, it sounds more beautiful and like a fairy tale, and actually seems like you actually took the time to think of words to describe her.

100! I’m sorry your ex-girlfriend is till in love with you, but don't keep leading her on if you’re with us! This is a no-brainer!!!

101. Don't tell a girl's friend that you don't like her, tell the girl. Her friend will feel terrible for being the one you choose to tell and will probably hate you for a while.

102. If all a girl does is hang all over you in public beyond normal PDA and it's creeping you and all her/your friends out, it's probably because she doesn't feel secure in your guy's relationship. Make her not feel the need to prove to everyone that you’re hers by strengthening the relationship/trust.

103. When anyone who you know is making fun of us right to your face, STAND UP FOR US! 1, it will make us look bad, and 2, if you think of us like that, why are you dating us? It’ll make us both look like idiots. And as we mentioned before, WE WILL FIND OUT!

104. You DO NOT talk about girls you know that like you. And, if your girlfriend gets jealous and insecure and asks you to do something about that girl, YOU DO NOT SAY YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT THE GIRL’S FEELINGS. Whose feelings would you rather hurt, your girlfriend's or a girl that likes you?

105. If something REALLY good/REALLY bad happens in the family of in our lives, bring over flowers, or surprise us at our door, to show that this means something to you,(even if it doesn't mean that much, it means the world to us!!)

106. If its your girls time of the month and your girl asks you to go to the store and get her tampons/pads, etc. dont say its gross and not do it! Its a part of growing up with her and accepting her for the beauty she really is. To make it even more special, when you go pick up a rose and when you come back give her both and tell her how much she means and how special she is to you!!

107. Take us on DATES, for God's sake! Why do we always have to organise the social calendar? It doesn't need to be fancy, just fun and sweet!

108. If she tells you that she's pregnant with your child, dont freak out. Sure its a surprise but dont seriously make it dramatic. We'll just roll our eyes and laugh at you. If you're her ex, dont get pissed at her and scream on the phone. Support her and try to be there for her. Accidents do indeed happen. If your sticking with her, be there for her always.

11 things that mean for sure she’s hooked on you…

1) She looks you in the eyes a lot.
2) She smiles when you’re mentioned
3) She finds excuses to bring you up in conversations.
4) She’s overly nice to you.
5) If you ask her to do something that you could easily do, and she does it.
6) She flirts with you a lot, and she seems shy, but you hear about all these stories of her being very outgoing.
7) She doesn’t phone you directly if she’s with her friends, and if she’s not with her friends, she doesn’t phone you at all.
8) She often gets tongue-tied when she speaks to you / around you.
9) She laughs at all your jokes, even the stupid ones.
10) She acts opposite of her nature ( ex. If you walk in front of her and her friend tells a joke, she’ll laugh really really loud )
11) If the girl's best friend comes up to you and asks for your number FOR her best friend, chances are she likes you and is too embarrassed to come ask you herself!

5 Love Facts :
1. Love takes time (this varies). So don't say "i love you" on the first date!!
2. Don't be freaked if you don't love someone after a while of dating... some of you are pretty young, even though we tend to think we're all grown up, and love is a mature thing (again.. this varies)
3. Love is more than just kisses and compliments. It takes work, and if you're not willing to wash her dishes and pick up her little brother with her from his school, don't even bother.
4. Love takes more than one day to get over. It might take one month, six months, or maybe even a lifetime, to get over.
5. We all say we want love from " the notebook "... we might, but we most definitely don't want to ruin that one good guy at if you're still in high school. Wait until you've at least graduated. You dont want to loose him in ninth grade, do you?

God dammit, tis post is damn long....

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