Luckily, this column has its grubby little fingers in many pies and can exclusively reveal that Wenger's mind trick went something like this:
Luckily, this column has its grubby little fingers in many pies and can exclusively reveal that Wenger's mind trick went something like this:
Fabregas: I'm off!
Wenger: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy... er... I mean football.
Fabregas: I'll never join you!
Wenger: If you only knew the power of the Arsenal. Pat Rice never told you what happened to your father.
Fabregas: He told me enough.
Wenger: I am your father.
Fabregas: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!
Wenger: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Or something like that anyway.
:) Cool Eh?
